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An Suazian dictator calls a press conference and by the way roasts the leg of one of the prominent country dissidents for the barbeque.

In the evening newspapers a wide spectrum of opinions is present.

Neocons: That's it! Obvious human rights violation! Bomb the shit out of 'em!

Democrats: Well, people deserve what they get - probably this unlucky guy who suffered at the hands of the regime also voted for their current leader. At any rate, if Suazians were such an oppressed people as some tend to believe, why didn't they find means to change their government?

Liberals: While strongly condemning some of the governmental methods of dealing with oppositional forces, it must be understood that Suaz is an independent country which operates within its own laws and thus any act of aggression against it would be warmongering and barbarism.

Radical Left: We must congragulate Suazian leader for his brave and honest policy towards the Western imperialism and protecting his people from its malevolent designs.

Anonimous Suazians: aahh... Please help us... Hel...

Average reader looks through the newspaper, enjoys a good yawn and asks his neighbour:
Where the hell is Suaz and how much oil it has?